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Perfection’s overrated — the Shit Skier T-Shirt is a heavy organic cotton tee for women who ski hard, fall often, and turn every crash into a story worth retelling over drinks.
Design Story:
The Shit Skier T-Shirt is for every skier who shows up for the fun, not the medals. It’s a reminder that the best days on the mountain aren’t always the prettiest ones. Featuring the bold “Caution! Shit Skier” print by Von Alpen, this design blends humor and honesty into a confident, laid-back statement for anyone who rides with heart and a smile.
Material & Fit:
Crafted from 100% organic cotton in a 180 GSM single-jersey knit, this tee feels soft yet structured with a durable hand feel. The boxy, oversized women’s fit features dropped shoulders and a chunky high crewneck rib, creating a modern silhouette that’s both comfortable and effortlessly cool.
Production:
Responsibly made in Bangladesh or Türkiye through certified sustainable partners following OCS 100 and FSC Mix A standards — ensuring high-quality materials, ethical production, and a lower environmental impact.
Printing & Care:
Printed using direct-to-garment (DTG) technology for bold color and long-lasting print quality.
Machine wash at 40 °C, hang dry, and iron on medium heat. Wash inside out to protect the design. Avoid dry cleaning or bleaching.
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These are just estimates - your gear might arrive early for that perfect powder day, or take the scenic route through the mountains. Either way, if anything feels off, we're here to help sort it out. Just hit us up and we'll get it figured out together.
Returns
You can request a return within 14 days of receiving your order.
Items must be unworn, unwashed, with original tags and packaging.
Once we receive and inspect the returned item, we’ll notify you. Approved refunds go back to the original payment method within 10 business days.