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Laugh your way down the slopes with the Shit Skier T-Shirt. A heavy organic cotton tee made for those who ski hard, fall harder, and still have the best time on the mountain.
Design Story:
The Shit Skier T-Shirt celebrates everyone who doesn’t take themselves too seriously on the slopes. It’s for the brave (or hopeless) skiers who collect more snow than style points but always win the après crowd. With its bold “Caution! Shit Skier” print by Von Alpen, this piece captures the humor and freedom that make mountain days unforgettable.
Material & Fit:
This t-shirt is made from 100% organic cotton in a premium 240 GSM single-jersey knit, giving it a structured and durable feel. The fit is boxy and relaxed with dropped shoulders and a chunky high neck rib, offering a modern shape that feels casual and comfortable.
Production:
Responsibly crafted in Bangladesh or Türkiye through certified sustainable partners adhering to OCS 100 and FSC Mix A standards — ensuring both high-quality fabric and fair working conditions.
Printing & Care:
Printed using state-of-the-art direct-to-garment (DTG) technology for vivid color and long-lasting print quality.
Machine washable at 40 °C, hang dry, and iron on medium heat. Wash inside out to protect the design. Avoid dry cleaning or bleaching.
Select your country to see approximate shipping times. Times are estimates and may vary.
These are just estimates - your gear might arrive early for that perfect powder day, or take the scenic route through the mountains. Either way, if anything feels off, we're here to help sort it out. Just hit us up and we'll get it figured out together.
Returns
You can request a return within 14 days of receiving your order.
Items must be unworn, unwashed, with original tags and packaging.
Once we receive and inspect the returned item, we’ll notify you. Approved refunds go back to the original payment method within 10 business days.