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Embrace the chaos with the Shit Skier Hoodie — a heavy organic cotton fleece for those who fall hard, laugh louder, and always end the day with a story to tell.
Design Story:
The Shit Skier Hoodie is made for every slope enthusiast who skis with more heart than coordination. It’s a celebration of the fearless, the funny, and the unbothered. Featuring the bold “Caution! Shit Skier” back print by Von Alpen, this piece captures that perfect mix of self-irony, mountain love, and après charm that defines true ski culture.
Material & Fit:
Made from 83% organic cotton and 17% recycled polyester in a 370 GSM brushed fleece, this hoodie feels thick, warm, and premium. The boxy, oversized fit with dropped shoulders and wide rib trims gives a structured yet relaxed silhouette — built for layering, lounging, or laughing at your latest fall.
Production:
Responsibly produced in Bangladesh or Türkiye through certified sustainable partners following OCS Blended and FSC Mix A standards — ensuring durable materials, fair working conditions, and reduced environmental impact.
Printing & Care:
Printed using direct-to-garment (DTG) technology for crisp, vibrant, and long-lasting color.
Machine wash at 40 °C, hang dry, and iron on medium heat. Wash inside out to protect the design. Avoid dry cleaning or bleaching.
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These are just estimates - your gear might arrive early for that perfect powder day, or take the scenic route through the mountains. Either way, if anything feels off, we're here to help sort it out. Just hit us up and we'll get it figured out together.
Returns
You can request a return within 14 days of receiving your order.
Items must be unworn, unwashed, with original tags and packaging.
Once we receive and inspect the returned item, we’ll notify you. Approved refunds go back to the original payment method within 10 business days.